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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

What's Next? See You At The Show by Michelle Betham


See You At The Show
Michelle Betham
eBook
Published August 2011


There’s not much I love more in life other than alcohol and classic rock (other than books and the beach, of course.  And maybe zombies, I love zombies, too.  And my dogs.  And dogs in general, really.  And Taco Bell.  Oh, and Starbucks.  I think I’ve actually had too much coffee today, now that I think about it). 

True story - a few years ago, when I got married, I walked down the aisle to an a capella version of a Journey song.  A song that I loved way before Glee and college girls with perky tits made cool again, might I add.  I swear this was because I wanted everyone to know I was still a wild and free spirit, and not because I wanted to piss off his very strict Catholic mom.

I swear that isn’t why we divorced.  Pretty sure, anyway. 

I’m certain his family sits at the dinner table and says sentences like “We should have known, not only did she not want to get married in a church, but she forced you to walk down the aisle to some Heathen rock song!” 

I’m also certain that at no point does the conversation get continued with “... it’s too bad we can’t blame the divorce on that and not on you being able to keep your dick in your pants, Dearest Son .“

Back to the matter at hand.

A book with rock stars and sexy politicians?  This may be too hot for me to handle.  It may also be just what I need after a long, long, looooooong winter of no "heat", if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

What's Next? Catch Me by Lisa Gardner



Catch Me
Lisa Gardner
ARC - Release February 2012
Published by Dutton




Usually, I’d be getting ready to dive into some juicy zombie or post apoclyptic action right about now, but my mom was politely persisting (aka NAGGING!  Yeah, I said it Ma) I read my ARC of Catch Me by Lisa Gardner ASAP.  When asked why she’s rushing me to read it, she gave me some bullshit line about it almost being February and that’s the release date and I should be a good little girl and have it read by then so that I’m not, get this, “tardy”.

I’m 30.  I’m in the middle of a horrible divorce.  I’m living in my parents dining room, on a pull out couch, in a cabin in the woods and my concern should be about being tardy?

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that my Ma has a shelf full of Lisa Gardner books and looooooooooves this author and genre.  I’m also sure it has nothing to do with the other bitties at her Monday night card games (who ALSO love Lisa Gardner) “finding out” that I may have the “new release” and she wants to look cool.  And of course, it also has nothing to do with the fact that my 7 month stint on my parents couch is up soon and I (aka my books) will be leaving in the next few weeks.

“Oh, is it almost the end of the month already?  You should read as much as possible before you go so you don’t have as many books to pack.  “

She’s been counting down the days until she gets her dining room back for months, and suddenly she forgot I’m leaving so soon.  Right.

I’ve read Lisa Gardner’s books before, but it’s been awhile, and I’ll be honest - all I remember is that I didn’t hate them.  I’m loving the tag line though -

“In four days, someone is going to kill me .. but the son of a bitch has gotta catch me first.  “

This one’s for you, Ma!

Monday, 23 January 2012

Review - One for the Money by Janet Evanovich


One for the Money
Janet Evanovich

Published 1994
St. Martin’s Press
320 Pages
Fiction - Suspense

Like I said in my pre-review, it took me a long time (and a movie trailer) to notice One for the Money, by Janet Evanovich.   My track record for “noticing things” isn’t the greatest (see: pre-review for other, more personal things I didn’t notice, like my husband’s affairs).  When I realized that the new movie with Katherine Heigl is also the first book in the best-selling Stephanie Plum series, I thought I should probably get with the times.

The book was first published in 1994, people.  I’m so far behind the times, I might as well be my mother (holla Ma!).  Not only was it published 18 years ago, but there’s also been, you guessed it, 17 books to follow in the main series.  I figured I’d read the first book in the Stephanie Plum series, and if I hated it, perfect - I can write at least 17 books off of my Should I Read This? list. 

I started the book off, almost willing myself to hate it so that a) I wouldn’t have to catch up to said 18 freakin’ books and b) I could go back to mocking Katherine Heigl for continuing to make poor movie-role choices. 

Page 23 sinched it for me.

“I couldn’t imagine him hurting me, but the possibility of being mortally embarrassed was extremely high.  Not that I’ve ever let a little embarrassment stop me from forging blindly ahead on any number of dumb projects ... like my ill-fated marriage to Dickie Orr, the horse’s behind.  “

I like my female characters like I like my real life friends - sarcastic, funny, strong and believable.  Stephanie Plum was all of those, and I not only wanted to continue reading her story, I immediately wanted to be her friend.  It’s rare when that happens for me, and I’d be hard pressed to find more than a few characters off the top of my head that I wish were real live people so I could track them down, stalk them, beg and bribe them to be friends with me. 

I thought maybe I’d get a little tired of the Jersey Girl atmosphere in the book, knowing that both a lot of non-Jersey and Jersey writers try to do this and it gets old quickly.  I worried for no reason, because at no time did I think the author laid it on too thick.  However, this is coming from someone that’s a bit of a Jersey Shore fan (Vinnie, call me), so if I can handle them on a weekly basis, I can probably handle something a little more authentic (Side note - I love when the Jersey Shore crew goes to Italy and hates it because it's "too Italian").

The anticipation between Stephanie and Joe slayed me.  Would they hook up?  Are they gonna hook up?  What about now, will they hook up now?  When when when?  The realism to Janet Evanovich’s writing of their situation was just that - real.  After reading so many novels and plot lines where characters either get it on right away or play hard to get for no reason, it was nice to read something that held the romantic side as an undertone to the story instead of making it the main detail.

One of the other things I really liked was that in a lot of other books, the strong heroine/subtle hero story plays well right up until the Strong Heroine is in a Real Mess and needs Subtle Hero to Save Her At The Last Minute.  None of that was apparent in this story - Stephanie didn’t need a hero, no matter how subtle.  It was a great change, and again, made both the characters and the story itself more believable.

I’m not sure if I like that aspect because I admire strong women doing it for themselves, or because I’m still really bitter from my divorce and never want to rely on a man again in my life ... either way, it’s a refreshing change.

So, bottom line?  If you haven’t discovered this series yet, or haven’t been paying attention (it happens to the best of us), read this book.  Preferably before the movie comes out in a week. 

I hope the rest of the series is as good, but with so many, I have reservations that the momentum will keep up at a believable pace.

Now, excuse me while I go find my whiskey and crank some Salt N Pepa.

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Saturday, 21 January 2012

Coffee and Conversation - I used to be ..

Once upon a time, when I was in about Grade 6 (sixth grade, for you Americans reading this), our teacher gave us a writing/journaling task to do.  He wrote it on the board, and then has us write in our journals, filling in the blank and explaining it.

I freakin' loved it.  I got to work right away, writing a super serious answer and pouring my heart into it.

Then, we had to read it out loud, and my heart froze in my chest - I was way too shy for that kind of crap.  Not only that, but the people that were taking their turns before me weren't even taking it seriously.  I was crushed!  When it was finally my turn, I glanced at what the person at the desk beside me wrote, and then said that answer, joining in on the snickers of how lame this exercise was and ignoring the glares from the girl beside me.

Now that I'm 30 and can think for myself, I'd like to do it again.  And I'd like to hear what you guys have to say for it, as well.  Leave your answers in the comments!  I'll go first.

I used to be _______, but I'm not any more.  


Wednesday, 18 January 2012

What's Next? One For The Money - Janet Evanovich


One For The Money
Janet Evanovich
Published 1994

Sometimes I don't pay enough attention, to put it mildly.  In the same way I had no idea my husband had an array of girlfriends on the side, I also had no idea that the new Katherine Heigl movie One for the Money is actually from the first book in the Janet Evanovich gimmicky-number series.

"That movie looks good!" I said to a friend. 

"Yeah, I wonder if it will be as good as the book?" she responded.

"What book?" 

You should note that this conversation took place as we were both standing in our little community library, and I was shelving a book.  Not just any book, of course, but the latest Janet Evanovich gimmicky-number book.

True story.

Maybe it's time I caught up with our girl Stephanie Plum, yes?   Is she worth the hype?  Will the first book make me want to catch up on all EIGHTEEN books in the series?  Will the movie make me love Katherine Heigl again like I did circa the Izzy/Denny times?

Man, Denny was so sexy.

Monday, 16 January 2012

Review - The First Days by Rhiannon Frater


The First Days (As The World Dies #1)
Rhiannon Frater
331 pages
First published online 2008, re-published 2011 by TOR (www.tor-forge.com)
Buy it here from Amazon.ca!

I know I have eclectic taste (eclectic is the new black, I say - now how do I trademark that?).  I’m not sure how many other divorced thirty-somethings salivate over books that describe the world ending at the hands of viruses or zombies (or both), as well well written, feel good Chick Lit.  Add in a spattering of regular horror, most books on the Best Seller lists, YA, etc ... and I like pretty much everything.

However, I never in a million years thought I would find a book that encompasses my true loves - zombies, The World As We Know It Going To Hell, and Chick Lit - but I have.  Oh my, have I ever. 

As I mentioned in my pre-review, the Semi-BFF scouted this particular book out, read it, and immediately passed it on to me, knowing I would love it as much as she did. 

Here’s what I loved - The First Days is written from the point of view of not just one, but two females.  While I love my The World As We Know It Going To Hell books immensely, I get very tired of hearing about what the men would do.  Let’s be real here - men are easy to figure out, we already know what they would do.  But what would women do?  What would Adele do if she was faced with a throng of zombies?  What would Chelsea Handler do?  I bet those stories would be a lot more entertaining than what Spencer Pratt or Justin Bieber would do.

I kind of wish zombies did attack, because I know my Ex Husband wouldn’t survive, but that’s probably really selfish of me to say.

Back to the story at hand (although I am sitting here with a satisfied smirk on my face, picturing ... well, never mind).  Katie & Jenni meet by complete and utter luck at the beginning of the zombie onslaught, and manage to just barely get out of the city unbitten and undead.  Katie, the high powered, confidant lover of women, and Jenni, the abused wife and mother are trying to survive in a world where the zombies aren’t exactly like the ones in the movies, and trying to make their way to save Jenni’s stepson. 

There’s only a few things that I found issue with, and I know a few other reviewers did as well.  Katie is first described as a lesbian, but when she’s introduced to one of the smouldering hot male characters, she soon after reveals she’s bi.  I found this a little convenient, timing wise.  Jenni, on the other hand, is a long-time abused wife who not only thrives in The New World As We Know It, but starts to really enjoy killing the reanimated dead.  Given what she had gone through all her life, and the recent images of her own kids coming back from the dead to attack her, her quick segue from Typical Abused Wife to Thriving Zombie Killing Jedi is hard to swallow.  However, given the lack of research on how abused wives would handle zombies, it’s hard to actually find this unbelievable, but it does give me pause. 

Also, for some reason, when I picture Jenni in my head, she’s played by Ginnifer Goodwin

Rhiannon Frater wrote this book in bits and pieces, never really intending it as more than a story on her blog.  You can really see her writing, and the story itself, evolve as you read further and further into the book, which really impressed me.  I found the beginning to be such an easy read, but by the time I got to the end, I had to go back and read the last few pages over and over because I just couldn’t believe how intense the plot had become. 

This book is wrought with tough women, close calls, adrenaline, zombies, and sexiness.  I wish the sex scenes were a little smuttier, but that’s probably because I haven’t gotten laid in entirely too long, and considering this book has everything else going for it, I don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth (I’m not entirely sure what that means, but in my world it means shut the fuck up and enjoy your Zombie Chick Lit).  I fell in love with the characters (Team Juan!) surprisingly easily, and found myself skipping ahead to make sure my favourites were still intact. 

Zombies.  Action.  Emotions.  Sex.  Tequila.  Guns.  Trucks.  Tenderness.  All from the female POV.  Jesus Eff, I may have found the perfect book. 

P.S - Like the same kind of books I do?  Leave me a comment so I know I’m not alone in my strangeness.

Sunday, 15 January 2012

Coffee and Conversation - The Night Circus

I have a secret, and I'm almost scared to tell you.  No matter what happens, promise you'll still love me?  Wait, let me just take a deep breath and a deep swallow of Jack before I continue...

Okay.  Here we go.



There.  I said it.  It's now out in the open for all to see.


I've mentioned to others that while I enjoyed the premise of the book, and really enjoyed the vividness used in describing the characters, settings and details, I found the story itself anti-climatic, and a little boring. 

I'm definitely in the minority here, and I'm okay with that.  Not everyone enjoys every book - what a boring world that would be!  

So tell me - did you enjoy The Night Circus?  Why or why not?

Can you think of a book that you didn't enjoy, but seemingly everyone else raved about?  Vice versa?  Leave a comment and let me know!